#jfk and marilyn

[fayegonnaslay]

Senator John F. Kennedy and Jacqueline at their wedding reception, Newport, Rhode Island, 1953. Photo by Lisa Larsen.

Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller at their wedding reception, Waccabu, New York, 1956. Photo by Milton Greene.

[newwavesylviaplath]

i can't stop thinking about him.

[catsming]

happy birthday President Karkat

[bisexualfbiagents]

You know, Scully, we've got four weeks' probation vacation and nothing to do, and Wayne Federman's invited us out to LA to watch his movie being filmed... and God knows I could use a little sunshine.

California, here we come.

THE X FILES GIF MEME [8/20] EPISODES Hollywood A.D. (7.19)

[lizabizaaaaaaa]

Happy birthday Mr. President c. 1962 🖤

(We’re going to ignore that anyone besides Marilyn wore this)

[dollymess]

oh marilyn i see the vision

[thecinamonroe]

Marilyn Monroe photographed at John F. Kennedy’s birthday gala on May 19, 1962.

[ballerinarina]

americans sweeties, can you explain for me why is president kennedy's image such a strong and still adored symbol in the usa?

he's basically a pop figure nowadays. is it because he was symbolically killed and right in the middle of a age which's the symbol of the american dream?

[chowplanet]

So I'm going to make another rant this time for Jackie Bouvier Kennedy Onassis. Enough with the corny, "she eats metal sheets," meme of Jackie. Okay, we all know she wasn't super gorgeous like Jessical Alba or Scarlett Johansson level, I get it. Jackie's teeth does remind me she drank coffee and smoked a lot. This lady has been through so much in her younger years. She lost three children before JFK's assassination. If JFK Jr. died before his mother on the plane accident she would have witnessed four of children's deaths. We all know she grew up rich and privileged, so she isn't "relatable" like Marilyn Monroe. This doesn't mean Jackie Kennedy never dealt with problems growing up. There are rumors that she was possibly a racist all because she didn't liked her wedding dress which designed by a black woman, but how come no one is mentioning Jackie invited a black female opera singer to the white house to perform when the black female opera singer was struggling financially? I know it's Marilyn Monroe's cult worshippers dissing and roasting Jackie Kennedy on a daily basis. But let me tell you this Jackie Kennedy had the right to be upset at both her husband (JFK) and Marilyn Monroe. It takes two to tango and Monroe knew he was a married man. Sophia Loren, Barbara Eden (I dreamed of Jeannie), Trippi Hedren, Olivia De Havilland, and Jean Simmons all rejected or decline JFK because they were aware he was married. He wanted to hook up with them, and those ladies all turned him down. So please do not come to me by saying Marilyn Monroe was 100% a victim when clearly she wasn't forced to have an affair with the president and his married brother (RFK). I also want to give Jackie major props for telling Marilyn Monroe on the phone since she kept on calling the White House and bragging to Jackie that she was going to steal her husband. Jackie didn't backed down nor was intimidated. She hold her posture by telling Monroe she can move in to deal with the problems while she moves out and does not have to deal with being a Kennedy wife or a first lady anymore. I say Jackie was ballsy. That was so gangsta of her. That was one bad ass first lady besides Eleanor Roosevelt and Dolly Madison. This woman has to witness her husband getting shot right next to her while her pink suit is dreaded with his blood and his dead body on her lap all the way from Dealey Plaza to Parkland Hospital. After that she has to take care of two children. She has to move out of the White House very quickly around the Thanksgiving holiday. So people saying she isn't strong enough or smart enough (Jackie spoke five different languages) is absurd. I don't think some people would be in Jackie's shoes especially the ones who are saying she wasn't a strong woman. People are also going in on her because she wasn't some kind of a Hollywood actress like Monroe. I don't think Jackie ever gave a (bleep). She didn't care about that Hollywood lifestyle, nor she cared Marilyn is a Hollywood icon. One thing for sure Jackie is not going to kiss certain people's butts just because they have that title. I like her punk attitude that she didn't care for celebrity worship culture. People are really giving Marilyn a pass because she was a blonde and blue eye Hollywood legend. Enough is enough. JFK and Marilyn were wrong. Jackie could have been killed on November 22, 1963. She was right there next to her murdered husband. And no one seems to care because she wasn't "hot and fine" enough. It is crazy to find out the last thing JFK saw was his wife's face before before getting shot in the head. Hopefully in the afterlife he thought about the things he put Jackie through here on earth. That he really had a good woman in his life. Sad just sad.

And by the way, I've noticed people are mocking JFK's death more often compared to Abraham Lincoln. I don't know because Lincoln is more respected (which I love how he is still respected to this day) or is because some enviousness is going on around here. Whatever it is stop with the corny JFK's jokes about his head exploded. Idk but it's giving jealousy and envy. Maybe it has something to do with he hooked up with Marilyn and other people wish they were in his position to do so. Whatever it is, stop with the mad corny jokes it isn't even funny. I'm talking to you Reddit users, TikTok, YouTube, and Instagram users.

[mckinleygirl98]

JFK IN ITALY

A short story. Content warning for.. drugs and pasta. Dedicated to my great grandma who was born in Italy. My kween.

Based on a true story. But not really

Please read to the end, you won't regret it

John Fitzgerald Kennedy, positively baked, was walking around stranded in Italy. He didn't know how or when he got there but he remembered seeing the Leaning Tower of Pisa fall over and he took some stupid pictures of the Colosseum or whatever it was called. Someone roofied him the night before and he hadn't slept with a girl that wasn't his wife in four hours.

After doing some government weed, he was hungry, and because he was the prez, he could have whatever he wanted. He loved him some fettucine alfredo, and why not have some made by the PRESIDENT OF ALFREDO, Alfredo de Lelio, who it was named after, obviously. Anyway, they got him in right away because he was the prez.

As soon as Alfredo got word of JFK, he set to work making the best alfredo a prez could eat.

"Ciao, ciao," he said, cheerfully, coming out with a steaming hot plate of alfredo. By now, the paparazzi was here. They were all trying to snap a piccy up JFK's skirt. He was trying to light a cigar. He was having a really bad headache because he hadn't slept with a girl that wasn't his wife in four and a half hour.

"Uh, err, uh, my cigar won't light, uh," JFK said, feebly attempting to light the match, but the match obviously wasn't working. So he struck it on the tablecloth, and the tablecloth caught on fire. The authorities on the scene steered the paparazzi, the chef, and the president to another table that wasn't in flames. Alfredo was unfazed.

"Your fettucine, signor," he said smoothly, pushing the big giant cart with the big giant plate next to the table.

JFK was very pleased with it. That is, until Chef Alfredo stuffed his big fat fingers into his goddamn fettucine alfredo!

"You're, uh, stuffing your, er, big fat fingers into my goddamn fettucine alfredo!" JFK exclaimed in anguish. This was the worst thing that would ever happen to him.

"You no like?" replied Chef Alfredo, then proceeding to shove the handful smack into JFK's face. It was very uncomfortable and he had a fork, which he very well could've used

"Uh, yeah, I like, uh, but I really could've..." his voice trailed off ."CAN YOU PLEASE STOP WITH THE FETTUCINE?!" There was fettucine alfredo on the tablecloth, fettucine on his tie, and his cigar tasted like fettucine. But his request was heeded and now they just kinda stared at each other awkwardly.

"Whatsa matter, John boy, you no like-a dapasta?" Alfredo chuckled, breaking the silence as JFK thought about how he hadn't slept with a girl who wasn't his wife in 4 hours and 55 minutes.

"No, no, it's er, uh, great, uh. What kind of pasta is it, uh angel hair? Because, err, uhh, I'd recognize Marilyn's golden locks even in, uhh, alfredo sauce." He winced.

"You open up-pa your moth for fettucine, unless you like-a your pasta al presidente." Alfredo laughed at his own joke which gave JFK a chance to wipe off his face with the tablecloth (thus having him moved to another one again) and order something strong. Alfredo clapped his hands together and called for more pasta.

"You like?" he asked.

JFK twirled it around on his plate with the fork, giggled, and blushed. "Uh, yes."

Everyone clapped and cheered because he liked the pasta.

"Now, uh, I could really go for some, er uh, pizza," he said.

Everyone booed.

So anyway, JFK took his pizza to-go and went back to his hotel room, where Marilyn Monroe was. But Alfredo had roofied his alfredo, and he laid down in bed and went to sleep instead of, well, paying Marilyn a visit. He almost died in his sleep from lack of sleeping with a woman who wasn't his wife for 6 hours. This was probably the worst thing that would ever happen to him.

In the middle of the night, he woke up, and got in his open top convertible to have a pleasant drive around in the Dallas sunshine. The date was September 11, 1881, and he was going to the Pan American Exposition to see a play.

As he drove around in his convertible, he noticed his friend Franz Ferdinand, also in his convertible.

"Hello, Franz!" he called.

"Hello, JFK!" said Franz. "How are you?"

"Oh, yanno, just drivin' around with the top down."

"Me too! See you later, Mr. Prez!"

"See you later, Mr. Archduke!"

FIN

don't take this seriously

[thepastisalreadywritten]

Opera diva Maria Callas (1923-1977) meets Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962) during the birthday party of JFK in New York's Madison Square Garden, 19 May 1962.

[melancholicstation]

ouhh marilyn you didn’t have to gag jfk like that😿😿

“bobby doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, and he doesn’t cheat on his wife.” - frank sinatra

“are you sure you’re jack’s brother?” - marilyn monroe

[gelly-fsh]

Sorry but I just cannot stop thinking about President of the United States Remus Lupin, considered one of the most popular and handsome bachelor of his time (like why and how is he still single?) Gets a little sweet surprise for his birthday.

All of the US most powerful people are reunited in the event to celebrate President's Lupin birthday. They auditorium is packed to the brim, Prime Minister and best friend of the President James Potter just finished giving a speech about Remus, but he doesn't leave the stage. Instead, he gives that wicked smile of his that only meant mischief.

"Ladies and Gentleman, it is my great honor to present someone who really wants to wish our dear President a happy birthday. For all of you, Sirius Black!"

Enter Sirius Black, one of the most famous actors of his time, a symbol of beauty and sexiness and all things carnal and desirable, covered in a big white fur coat while he delicately walks to the podium.

Everyone is holding their breaths, and most of them end out choking on their breaths when Sirius removes the coat from his body, revealing a beautiful dress that was filled with diamonds, every curve of his body was hugged just right, the definition of desire.

He carefully moves the microphone to his height, dainty fingers covered in delicate gloves, and everyone could hear how he took a small breath before smiling sultrily.

"Happy....birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy birthday, Mr. President" the song felt intimate, way too intimate, but Sirius Black didn't care, and by the enraptured gaze the President had, neither did President Lupin

"Thanks, Mr. President

For all the things you've done"

The song was rather short, it was like it finished in a blink of an eye, but you were not able to forget any moment of it either. The movements, the seductive voice, the garment that made Sirius look like he wore nothing at all.

That night was historical, and everyone knew it.

After that, there was obviously rumors of the relationship between US beloved President and US beloved icon, and if President Lupin had invited Sirius Black to his quarters in the White House after the gala, it was something History would have to question forever.

[newwavesylviaplath]

i had a heart attack today. i want her so bad.

[miss-daytona24]

Lana Del Rey in "National Anthem"

[marina98s]

Maria Callas e Marilyn Monroe , 1962